{"id":499,"date":"2008-04-01T13:20:45","date_gmt":"2008-04-01T17:20:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/netcommissioner.com\/askandy\/?p=499"},"modified":"2011-11-09T13:22:02","modified_gmt":"2011-11-09T18:22:02","slug":"issue-130-april-1-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/netcommissioner.com\/askandy\/2008\/04\/issue-130-april-1-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Issue 130 &#8211; April 1, 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s OFFICIAL! The BSA has changed policies and procedures! We can all now start doing the things we\u2019ve always wanted to do, knowing they\u2019re now all legal! Here are the new rules\u2026<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The new \u201chours\u201d line on the Eagle rank application is a requirement \u2013 the number of hours must be 100+ or you can fail the candidate.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cTroop pants\u201d are legal! That\u2019s right! It\u2019s anything goes, from the waist-down. Jeans, baggies, and the \u201cGang Look\u201d are \u201cin\u201d and green pants are history!<\/li>\n<li>Hey Cub Moms and Dads \u2013 No more hassle of doing Wolf and Bear achievements and electives at home with your kid! The Den Leaders will do \u2018em all, right in the den meetings! Saves time, saves having to interact with your own kid! HooHah!<\/li>\n<li>Patches can be put anywhere! Your sonny boy just got another cool patch but there\u2019s no more room on the front of his shirt? No problem \u2013 just sew it on the back!<\/li>\n<li>OA elections are officially declared \u201cpopularity contests\u201d and if a Scoutmaster wants to keep the OA outa his troop, he just locks the front door!<\/li>\n<li>All boards of review will re-test the kids on every requirement, going straight back to Tenderfoot. Plan on two hours, minimum, and be sure the Scout brings compass, ropes, knife and ax, backpack, first aid kit, and leaves from at least twelve poisonous plants to his Eagle board.<\/li>\n<li>Training\u2019s optional. The BSA recognizes how precious your time is and that they\u2019re unrealistic expecting you to actually learn what you\u2019re supposed to be doing, and why, is just too much of a burden. So, all training courses are now be on a \u201crequest-only\u201d basis.<\/li>\n<li>No more of those dumb ceremonies! They waste too much time and, besides, they\u2019re a pain-in-the-you-know-what to do a pack meetings and courts of honor! Kids just love to get badges and pins in Ziploc bags, anyway! And this makes their parents sooooo proud!<\/li>\n<li>Saluting the flag\u2019s no longer required. The BSA recognizes that not everyone likes U.S. policies, so if you or your kids don\u2019t feel like saluting or saying the pledge, hey, no big deal!<\/li>\n<li>\u201cFun with Fire\u201d is the new July theme! Be sure to bring a can of lighter fluid for every kid, so they can all gather up in a circle around the ole campfire and spray it into a fine blaze!<\/li>\n<li>Requirements for ranks are just \u201cminimum standards,\u201d so committees can add whatever they like, whenever they want. Like, don\u2019t stop at two half-hitches and the taut-line hitch for Tenderfoot \u2013 Go ahead and add the Bozeman Quadri-Knot, the Thripleback knot, Bosun\u2019s Toegranny or whatever.<\/li>\n<li>Troop leader elections take way too much time, so just appoint your Senior Patrol Leader and PLs and be done with it!<\/li>\n<li>For campouts, all food will be bought only by the Scoutmaster, and he and his wife will package up all meals for the kids, making certain that there\u2019s no trace of peanuts, gluten, red meat, lactose, polyunsaturates, partially hydrogenated vegetable oils, animal fat, fish oil, carbomonoglycerides, manganese-preroxylids, quovadis extract, modified corleone powder, hypoglycemic cantabars, or other non-nutrient allergens. (By the way, SPAM is gonna be yer best bet, with Wonder Bread and mayo shmears.)<\/li>\n<li>All merit badges get re-tested by Scoutmasters before they sign the Blue Card. That way, the SM can stay \u201cin control.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Commissioners now out-rank Cubmasters, Scoutmasters and all unit committees, and their decisions are final. If you don\u2019t like it, they\u2019ll just \u201cpull your charter.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Cross-over ceremonies include all Webelos, whether they\u2019re going on to a troop or not. That way, we don\u2019t crush their little spirits by making them feel left out of the clique that actually made a decision!<\/li>\n<li>The Boy Scout Oath and Law are much more realistic. Now, they\u2019re \u201cI\u2019ll <em>try<\/em> to do my duty\u2026etc.\u201d and \u201cA Scout <em>tries<\/em> to be trustworthy\u2026etc.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>If a kid finds completing a rank requirement or merit badge just too difficult, the troop committee can waive it and advance the kid anyway. That way, he doesn\u2019t feel excluded from the \u201csprinters.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>No Eagle-required merit badges can be earned before a kid\u2019s 15 years old, and no work on an Eagle project can start until he\u2019s 17. This will help keep kids in the program longer. Besides, they won\u2019t have the right level of maturity to understand what we\u2019re bestowing on them if they advance too fast!<\/li>\n<li>The unit organization and programs described in leaders\u2019 manuals are changed to \u201crecommendations\u201d and \u201csuggestions.\u201d If you find a better way to do things, just go do it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And finally\u2026<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Comic Sans MS;\"><strong>Dear Andy,<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>You just wouldn&#8217;t believe what a mess things are here. I was trying hard to get to my first meeting of the Troop Committee as the Committee Chair. I only got about a mile down the road when the engine conked out and shuddered to a stop. I walked back home to get help.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>When I got to our house the lawn was littered with all the table decorations I had made for the Troop&#8217;s annual Court of Honor and dinner. Now who is going to believe the dog dragged them all out on the lawn and left them where they would get sprayed by the sprinkler.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>When I got in the house, my son told me that that crazy old coot, who&#8217;s our Assistant Scoutmaster had stopped by and asked for the Troop checkbook. My son explained that he rummaged around in my desk, found the checkbook and gave it to him. I asked whether he said anything about why he wanted the checkbook and my son said, &#8220;sure, he wanted to go get a new tire for his car so he could pull the trailer for the campout.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>Just then the phone started ringing. The committee wanted to know where I was, so I explained that my car broke down. Well, they decided to come to my house and presented me with a signed petition wanting to fire the Scoutmaster for letting the boys use knives and axes that could get them hurt. I mean after all those things should be handled only by adults and not boys.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>The committee also wanted to make sure we fixed the Troop program so that every boy got the same number of merit badges every year so that nobody would feel cheated. One dad said he could be the counselor for about forty merit badges and would make sure they all did well in weekly merit badge classes. Another said we should have an award for the most badges on a uniform to encourage the boys to really get out there and earn more badges. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>After the meeting one of parents told me that he was real upset with the behavior of one of the boys. He only shows up for campouts and says he can&#8217;t come to Troop meetings because it is the same night as band practice at the high school. This parent says we should kick this kid out as a no-account for not coming to meetings like the other boys and for darn sure we shouldn&#8217;t pass him through any ranks if he can&#8217;t make Troop Meetings a priority. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>Later that night the Assistant Scoutmaster&#8217;s wife dropped off the checkbook and said they didn&#8217;t need it anymore since the Troop trailer had been stolen and there wouldn&#8217;t be a campout after all.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><strong>What should I do? (Name and Council Withheld)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> When a car stalls after being started and then driven just a short distance, there are several things that could be wrong. First, check the fuel line. If it\u2019s clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the intake manifold. If they\u2019re OK, it could be that the fuel pump is causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. But the good news is that you may only have to re-gap the spark plugs! I sure hope this helps. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Happy Scouting!!<\/p>\n<p>Andy<\/p>\n<p>Oh, yeah, one more thing I almost forgot\u2026 Did you happen to notice this column\u2019s date? <strong> Happy April Fools Day!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Have a question? Idea? Suggestion? Thought? Something that works? Just write to me at <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><a href=\"mailto:AskAndyBSA@yahoo.com\">AskAndyBSA@yahoo.com<\/a><\/span>. (Please include your <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">COUNCIL or your TOWN &amp; STATE<\/span>)<\/p>\n<p>(April 1, 2008 \u2013 Copyright \u00a9 Andy McCommish 2008)<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s OFFICIAL! The BSA has changed policies and procedures! We can all now start doing the things we\u2019ve always wanted to do, knowing they\u2019re now all legal! 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